The Fruit God Story

The beginning of the universe
At the beginning of the universe the main fruit god Mango was created along with all the gods from each of the religions the humans have. a few days after Mango was created another fruit god named Plum popped into existence. two weeks after Plum was made the third and final fruit god to randomly appear out of nowhere appeared out of nowhere which was Banana, since he appeared almost three weeks after the start of the universe he was significantly weaker than Mango and Plum. a few months after Banana's creation Mango decided to steal a project that another god was working on which was a solar system with a planet with life on it. and of course because of how sadistic Mango is they decided to make the planet super dangerous with thousands of super sized monsters and a human like species that is only 30 centimetres tall called stickmen who communicate using telepathy and cannot talk to humans because humans cant do telepathy.

The Planet
a few days later Mango saw a problem on the planet, all the stickmen were dying of starvation because Mango hadn't given them anything not poisonous to eat so Mango decided to make a new fruit and add it to the planets trees which the stickmen decided to name after Mango because Mango gave them the fruit. A few days later Plum found the planet when Mango wasn't around and started looking around on it and saw that some of the stickmen were dying after eating the Mango fruit because they were allergic so Plum decided to add their own fruit which the stickmen almost called the second Mango fruit until one stickmen looked up and saw Plum there instead of Mango so they named it the Plum fruit. a month later and Mango and Plum were super bored and decided to make two new fruit gods through hot blob sex, just kidding they used their epic powers to make the new fruit gods out of special clay that makes new fruit gods and with the clay Mango made a blue fruit god (because they're definitely a cold colour) who they named Blueberry and Plum made a red fruit god (because Plum is definitely a warm colour and not purple) named strawberry. of course blueberry and strawberry are weaker than Mango, Plum, and Banana and also dont have the ability to change genders whenever they want so blueberry and strawberry are both female but since blueberry was made by mango she stronger than strawberry.

Banana ruins everything
while this was happening Banana sneaked over to the unnamed planet and saw how sad the female stickmen were so banana made long yellow fruit that the women could use as sex but it was slightly sharp on both ends so they just opened it and ate it and they named it after the god that gave it to them, aka banananan and banana also made a massive statue of himself and put it on the planet, but it ended up crushing 5 different stickmen families which was automatically logged in the death log right next to the planet on the desk that Mango keeps the planet on, when banana saw that the deaths were logged on the log he tried to delete it but he couldn't so he just stole the log but what he didn't know was that Mango has a death log that they keep on them all the times so Mango immediately saw the notification and sent strawberry and blueberry to get banana out of Mango's house which failed because banana is stronger than both of them so Mango and Plum decided to combine their fruit god clay to make a fruit god that was stronger than banana which worked and made a light blue fruit god who also doesnt have the ability to change genders whenever they want so she is a she Ice fruit who immediately went to go capture banana and bring him back to Mango. when banana saw the new fruit god so confidently floating towards him. he figured out that ice fruit is probably stronger than him so he made their own new fruit god who was named ice berry instead of ice fruit but of course if you've ever tried to use a blueberry to smash a bluefruit, it just doesn't work so ice berry was knocked down in one swipe and banana was captured and everyone except banana and ice berry got a stickmen form because mango and plum got one to disguise on the planet. banana was smashed four times before getting released, first time by ice fruit, second by strawberry, third by blueberry, and fourth by both strawberry and blueberry at the same time.

Banana gets released and then immediately gets trapped again
when banana was released he realized that he cant go to the planet anymore since Mango's house is guarded by blueberry, strawberry, and ice fruit but they only guard the outside when mango is home and when mango isnt home strawberry is inside so if banana can make it inside without being spotted while mango is about to leave he can probably do something with the world before strawberry makes it in. so banana and ice berry sneak through the window when they think mango is leaving but mango was actually just telling ice fruit and the berries to come inside. when banana and ice berry heard this they hid in a closet that was near them which was a horrible idea because that was where mango's valentines day gift was so there were thirty on cameras in it, so mango saw that they were in there and the closet locked so banana and ice berry were trapped inside it. now that mango knew that everyone was in the house the house started flying towards Mango's planet which is a month long journey so banana and ice berry had a long time to chat and explore the small closet they were trapped in. while exploring the closet they found thirty cameras and an unbreakable safe which they assumed had trillions of dollars or the source of all of mango's power so they tried super hard to open it every day with everything they have which wasn't enough to break it because it was made of a material that was unbreakable to them called nightsteel, which is the material that Mango's horns and tail are made out of. but there was a very pickable lock on it. Mango's only defense against other fruit gods getting into it were cameras and the fact that none of them know what a lock is, which is a pretty good defense since banana and ice berry couldn't open it no matter how hard they tried.

Lime apricot gets made
now banana was super bored so he used his fruit god clay to make a weak fruit god he could just endlessly torture for fun named Lime Apricot who has the ability to change genders at will even though every fruit god in the closet (haha gay joke) arent able to change genders at will except lime apricot. after torturing them for three days ice berry got the epic idea to make lime apricot pick the lock and due to banana having already seen a lock before creating lime apricot, lime apricot knows about locks and is able to pick one, so they do that and banana and ice berry push him away and swing open the vault and look excitedly into it hoping to find lots of money or Mango's strength ball but all they find is a box. they open the box hoping its the ball but its just a necklace. banana madly puts the necklace back in the vault and closes it and beats the shit out of lime apricot and then realizes that lime can probably lock pick the closet lock and allow them to come out of the closet (haha another gay joke).

The guys come out of the closet (haha third gay joke)
banana tells lime apricot to do it but they refuse and banana beats the shit out of them again and lime apricot does it by sliding a knife through the crack in the door and moves the board that was blocking the door so now they were out. but of course they arent allowed in the planet room. they are only around 50% done their journey to the planet. during the trip a fruit god named Rose was created by plum. as soon as lime apricot saw rose he immediately became down bad and created 3 children Cauliflower, Sampling, and Jack-o'-lantern.